Kyle Dunnigan, the Interview
Kyle Dunnigan just taught Savage Henry how to avoid cooties…using math. This sage advice was dispensed via one of Dunnigan’s characters, Craig, who maintains dual residencies in both The Internet...
View ArticleTV KORNER: British Edition
In an attempt to pander to our growing international readership, here are the 15 highest-rated telly programs aired in the UK in March: 1) Kipper, John? 2) Father Butterfart’s Trousers 3) Ooer! I Trod...
View ArticleShoe Chucker: The Science of God’s Love
Choada Salinas, contributor Considering all this blasphemy about whether or not those godless heathen homos should be allowed to wed under the same holy institution that has given me my three wives...
View ArticleThe World is a Cold, Cold Place
Mankind has been slowly spiraling a whirlpool that will eventually destroy us all, ever since Al Gore invented global warming. No matter our efforts to cut carbon emissions, put a cap on greenhouse...
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Science is my Personal Lord
Justin Alan, contributor To my personal Lord and Savior: Our Father, who art in… every damn thing… I pray to thee. Oh Science, to you I am so grateful. For you make my popcorn pop in that box with a...
View ArticleExactly What Did that Woman Use to Blind Thomas Dolby With Science?
In 1982, known blind New Wave musician Thomas Dolby released a gut wrenching account of the assault that lead to his blindness. “She Blinded Me With Science” rocketed to the top of the charts as Dolby...
View ArticleThe History of the Universe
Crancel T. Comptomptricks, contributor (Translated from Old English by Lester Z. Methmiths) Three incredibly long days ago I was awaken to the sound of something frightening. Something I can only...
View ArticleLesser-Known Holidays
In my home, we love the holidays. Everything from Christmas to Easter to New Year’s Day to New Year’s Eve to Flag Day to Labor Day to the 4th of July to Memorial Day to Martin Luther King, Jr Day to...
View ArticleDating Advice from Super Famous Scientists
Let’s be honest, dating is hard for everyone. Most of us are just too damn stupid to figure it all out. That’s why we here at Savage Henry are giving you the chance to ask the most famous and smartest...
View ArticleScience: Making Your Life Better Since, Like… Forever
Corin Balkovek, contributor Science: Saving Your Life I mean, c’mon:You get cancer and Science helps you with lasers and nuclear chemicals. Saving your life AND possibly helping you turn into a...
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